Happy birthday, Dr. Horrible.

One year ago today, I saw the last episode of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (on my top bunk in the London Centre.) In honor of such, I give you the following list of lovely quotes.

• Billy: It's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo. Because the status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just . . . need to rule it.
• Billy: Oh my goodness, look at my wrist! I gotta go.
• Billy: Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay? I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.
• Capt. Hammer: The only signature he needed was my fist. But with a pen in it. That I was... signing with.
• Capt. Hammer: You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
• Moist: Do you need anything... dampened, or... made soggy?
• Penny:You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
  
  Billy:No, I am, but... It's a symptom. You're treating a symptom, and the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, as they say. So what I'm thinking is, why not cut off the head?
  Penny:...Of the human race?
  Billy:It's not a...perfect metaphor...
• Billy:I want to be an achiever... like Bad Horse.
  Penny:The Thoroughbred of Sin?
  Billy:I meant Gandhi.
• Penny:(about Hammer)He's a really good-looking guy, and I thought he was kind of cheesy at first...
  Billy:Trust your instincts.
  Penny:But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
  Billy:And sometimes there's a third even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.
  Penny:(confused)Huh?
  Billy:Like with pie.
  
• Dr. Horrible: Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?

Ah, Dr. Horrible. Thank you for making my world a little brighter by making it a little more horrible.