hahahahaha.

I would do this.

Also, I was listening to "Yellow Ledbetter" tonight, and Lili sent me the link to this. Ridiculous. And hilarious. Eddie Vedder excels at many things, but not diction.

This is silly, but I want to post something and I saw this on Drew's blog and couldn't resist. Sorry.

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Bilbo Civic (or Bilbo Honda - not sure which one is better)

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Chocolate Chuck
3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal): Blue Tiger (this one is kind of horrible, isn't it?)

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Elizabeth Bountiful (hahaha)

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Winme

6. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Green Splash

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Hyrum Henry

8. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Refuge Starburst (ick - in what world would this one work? Maybe Lucky Truffle)

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Frandsen Fairbanks

11. Spy name (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Spring Daylily (I just realized that I don't have a favorite flower. How sad is that?)

12. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Raspberry Polka Dot Shirt
13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Bagel Oak

Silly silly. But I do like my super hero name. At last!

Time with me is wasted time...

M

agnetic

E

xcited

G

rumpy

A

pproachable

N

umber one

My facebook-generated name analysis for today. I think it's pretty appropriate- grumpy, yes, because I have to do homework and it isn't working very well (as evidenced by this post) BUT I am also approachable and number one. Of course.

Your Birthdate: February 1

You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

This makes me laugh. My strength is my "supreme genius" and my "power grows daily." Wow. Dramatic. Do you supposed the "inappropriate sensitivity" thing refers to my dating neurosis?
Meanwhile, I shall embroider a gold star on everything I own. For power.

Barcode Battler

Thanks to Matt for pointing out this little gem of a video. This is a device that came out about the same time as Game Boy. Just wait until there's more than the brown couch in the screen.

No words.

Rob Toft sent me this today and it kind of made me laugh, so I'm sharing.

I'm an m&m!

hehehe. This makes my heart happy. You should all try it here.
Thanks Lindsey.

Not sure how I feel about this . . .

Although it does sound rather familiar. Does being Pam mean that someday I'll meet my Jim?

Which Office Character Are You?
	You are Pam. You are sweet and likable, but your shyness makes it hard for you to express yourself sometimes. Regardless, you are always there for your friends and will usually come out of your shell to help anyone.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

hahaha.

You Are 93% Feminist

You are a total feminist. This doesn't mean you're a man hater (in fact, you may be a man). You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It's a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action.

Are You a Feminist?

Are we surprised? Not really.

Crap.

The latest from despair.com has me thinking long and hard about my life.

Something Fabbity-Fab.

Georgia Nicholson e-cards! I got this one from Miri:

I have dual citizenship in the United States and Florida

Christopher Walken is a rock star even though I don't know how that works in this universe. And I just learned how to post videos to my blog. Enjoy these gems if you haven't already - Christopher Walken dancing to Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice" and the SNL census sketch. Amazing.

I think about this all the time.

So today I was dorking around on the internet and saw a "which Disney princess are you" test and I though I'd take it. Here are my results:

You are Belle. You are strong, deep, and you are not a slave to petty superficial things. You are independent and allow yourself to see inner beauty without sacrificing your values. You are almost too good of a person.

I'm still laughing about this. Almost too good a person? I must have lied on some of the questions. Apparently wanting to be a librarian is a sign of inner awesomeness. A similar test told me that my major should be art or computer science, so I'm feeling like it's pretty credible. Anyway, if you want to take it, click here.

Three Things

Three Things I’m Really Looking Forward To:

1. The end of the semester
2. Georgia
3. Eclipse

Three Books That Made Me Laugh Out Loud:

1. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Really)
2. Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging
3. Eve's Apple

Three Things I’m Afraid Of:

1. Spiders
2. Cockroaches
3. homocidal Macs

Three Things I Love: (I'm choosing to go for the shallow side here - sorry family. You know I love you)

1. Books
2. Music
3. Movies

Three Things I Really Don’t Love:

1. Popped Collars
2. Fauxhawks
3. Icky mustaches

Three Things I Don’t Understand:

1. Guys
2. People who actually enjoy math
3. Popped collars

Three Things On My Desk:

1. a vase full of lavender
2. my very old boom box
3. stacks and stacks of books

Three Projects I’m Currently Working On:

1. a story my friend Kellie challenged me to write
2. finishing my giant journal
3. surviving spring semester (yeah, it's a project)

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. go back to England
2. see every Shakespeare play live
3. publish . . . something (I'm not sure I have the patience for a book)

Three Things I Can Do:

1. summon all kinds of useless facts to mind, including who was in what movie and who sang which song
2. diagram sentences
3. fake my way through nearly all of the hymns on the piano

Three Things I Can’t Do:

1. play the banjo (sigh)
2. get a second date
3. play video games (other than Jeopardy and Karaoke Revolution)

Three Recently Discovered Musical Groups I Think You Should Listen To:

1. Pilot Speed
2. Keane
3. The Shins (I just recently discovered how awesome they are)

Three Things I’ve Done Which Were Stupid and Which You Probably Shouldn’t Attempt:

1. Trying to put the hood of my car down without taking down the little prop deal
2. Taking 9 credits of English classes during spring semester
3. Having a steady boyfriend in high school

Three Favorite Foods:

1. lemon chicken
2. peanut butter
3. rainbow sherbet

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

1. Sesame Street
2. Hysteria!
3. Animaniacs

Three Shows I Watch Now:

1. The Office
2. Gilmore Girls (sometimes)
3. M*A*S*H reruns

Thought these were funny. Had to post them. Sorry. The top one will probably be going on my car soon. I really want to buy the bumper sticker and most people won't even know how geeky it is!

Book Tag

Rules of the Game:
1. Find the nearest book to you.
2. Name the book and author.
3. Turn to page 123.
4. Go to the fifth sentence on the page.
5. Copy out the next 3 sentences and post to your blog.
6. Tag three other people.

The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde

After that they made up a few verses of their own and converted the result into binary. Lakes! Daffodils!
For the record, this is a weird book. And as for the tagging, I'm going to say Janssen, Katherine, and Lili. Have fun, kids.

The Compromise

I saw this on Lindsey's blog and it looked like fun, so indulge me.

Pick a favorite band and answer using only that band's song titles.
Band: The Format
Are you male or female? She Doesn't Get It
Describe yourself: I Am Ready, I Am
How do some people feel about you? A Mess To Be Made
How do you feel about yourself? I'm Actual
Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Give It Up (or Dead End. It's a toss up)
Where would you rather be? On Your Porch
Describe what you want to be: Even Better Yet
Describe how you live: If Work Permits
Describe how you love: Wait, Wait, Wait
Share a few words of wisdom: Let's Make This Moment a Crime