Yay for online translators

So at work I do a lot of SEO building. For those of you who didn't learn yesterday (as I did) what SEO means, it's Search Engine Optimization. We're trying to get the search engine to find us sooner by linking it in more places. Anyway, I use this program called Lotus Jump, and all you really need to know about it is that it helps me find places to write stuff and then link to us. SO. I was working on Lotus Jump yesterday, and I found this website.  If you don't care to click on it, you can just read the awesomeness here. 

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